BREAKING: Local pigeon reportedly "looking at things suspiciously"
• City officials baffled by recent uptick in pigeon eye contact
• Statue stares back, weather report at 11
• Bread prices surge as mysterious buyer purchases entire bakery
• Anonymous source: "they were definitely not pigeons in trenchcoats"
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