BREAKING: Local pigeon reportedly "looking at things suspiciously"
β’ City officials baffled by recent uptick in pigeon eye contact
β’ Statue stares back, weather report at 11
β’ Bread prices surge as mysterious buyer purchases entire bakery
β’ Anonymous source: "they were definitely not pigeons in trenchcoats"
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